"‘Journalism is a bunch of dorks pretending to be alpha males,’"

"‘Dude,’ he declares, ‘let’s commit some journalism’"

vvolare:

I bought a pair of boyfriend jeans today to compensate for my lack of a boyfriend

(via flamingo-fashion)

"‘So why do you kiss someone?’ she asks. ‘To give pleasure or to take it?’"

"The only death we experience is that of other people. That’s as bad it gets. And that’s bad enough, surely"

"She is a wonderful nerd, and he hopes this won’t change. He’d be distressed if she were cool—it’d be as if his flesh and blood had grown up to be purple."

"Libido: it has been the tyrant of his times, hurling him from comfortable America all those years ago to sinful Europe for adventure and conquest."